First Day of School Jitters

The Onion has been on a roll lately. Their latest dose of funny: Pedophile Nervous For First Day Of School. “And then later that week we could have a sleepover, and we could all watch scary movies, and try out the new camera I just got, and eat pizza until we pass out.”

I’m Voting Republican 2

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Babies: Dos And Don’ts 2

We have many friends who are celebrating recent additions to the family. (Hi Kenneth, Allie, Chase and Keaton) And so for them, I present a few of my favorite child safety tips from the hilarious book Safe Baby Handling Tips: It’s like MSDS sheets for babies!