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Black Man Asks For Change 1

The Onion has been a little stale as of late, but they struck gold with this headline: Black Man Asks Nation for Change “The time for change is now,” said the black guy, yelling at everyone within earshot for 20 straight minutes, practically begging America for change. His Onion profile page lists him as “Pro-hopes, ...

Ghost Of Barbaro Teaches Nation True Meaning Of Barbaro Day

From The Onion: Ghost Of Barbaro Appears To Teach Nation True Meaning Of Barbaro Day Let us never forget about… you know, that horse… that won that race… that one time… and then died.