The Onion has been on a roll lately. Their latest dose of funny: Pedophile Nervous For First Day Of School.

“And then later that week we could have a sleepover, and we could all watch scary movies, and try out the new camera I just got, and eat pizza until we pass out.”

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We have many friends who are celebrating recent additions to the family. (Hi Kenneth, Allie, Chase and Keaton)

And so for them, I present a few of my favorite child safety tips from the hilarious book Safe Baby Handling Tips:

It’s like MSDS sheets for babies!