I was awoken this morning not by my alarm clock or iPhone, but rather by my lovely wife. She said I needed to come downstairs and check out this “Nigerian Spammer.” Ummm… OK, honey, you’re waking me up to read a spam e-mail?!

No, this was a live person IMing me, asking for $2,000 immediately.

Here is the transcript of the conversation:
Note: the first few lines are my wife really believing this is her cousin 

sp*****18:  hello

u there ?

 me:  yep  - hi

what are you doing up so early?

 sp*****18:  Please I Need Your Uregentely Help Right Now If You Can

Please ?

 me:  for what…

 Sent at 6:57 AM on Thursday

 sp*****18:  I’m in a litle bit hurry for a trip caled Tinapa in a country called Nigeria

 Sent at 6:58 AM on Thursday

 sp*****18:  Be hold getting there i was been rob in a Hotel where i lodge all my Bag and wallet was been stollen by some arm robber here

Now i don’t even have any money here with me to pay with the Hotel bills since i am howing the hotel here

please if you can hnelp me out with a little money justa about 2000$

I promise when back to the state i will pay you back immediately

 Sent at 7:02 AM on Thursday

 sp*****18:  You there ?

 me:  Have you talked to mom about it?

 sp*****18:  Yeah

she raise me just 100$ yesterday

but this money wasen’t anough for me

 me:  That’s not enough

 sp*****18:  still need up to 2000$ to came back to the state

since i have been to the Air Port for my Flight back to the state

 me:  You need to get back.

 sp*****18:  but they told me that i can not come ba ck to the state now since my Valid International Pass Port was been stolen by some robber

also they is no way i can get this robber to find out the passport

 me:  That is worrisome

 sp*****18:  so they said another valid passport will cost me 1200$ my flight will cost 700$ upon which i need to pay with the hotel bills so that i can come back to the state immediately

Please i need you to help me out now if you can ok

I really promise i will pay back when back to the state before on monday

is that ok by you ?

 me:  You need that money

Maybe you can sell some of my paintings?

They are worth a lot of money

Have you tried begging for money at the hotel & airport?

Strangers can be kind.

Oh dear.

 sp*****18:  i don’t no any one here

i can’t Beg here no one will Help out please help me i will pay back asap i get to the state please

 me:  Yes. You can sell my paintings, they are beautiful.

People will pay a lot of money for them

I paint pictures of llamas.

 sp*****18:  Don’t you have any money  with you there ?

I’m not with any paintings here

 me:  I’ve spent most of money of drugs.

Mom has money.

You need to get back quickly.

Especially with the bad things happening out there.

I am so worried.

I am about to cry.

 sp*****18:  I don’t want to put Mom in Much Presure

Please don’t cry

I have been praying for the God Lord to stennty me so that i can find my way out of here ASAP

 me:  I am putting money in an envelope now.

 sp*****18:  How Much did you have with you now ?

 me:  But it is for Santa Claus so he can buy me presents for Christmas.

It’s all in quarters. I’d have to count it.

That will take a while.

Let me eat breakfast quickly and I will count them.

I will let you know how much money I have

You need help.

 sp*****18:  How Much is’t

 Sent at 7:18 AM on Thursday

 sp*****18:  if i got closs to 1000$ from you now i can get my self risk back to the state

 me:  It is in quarters (coins) in a sock

I will have to count how much $ is it

I will let you know in a half hour.

What is your address?

 sp*****18:  you mean the Hotel address ?

 me:  Where can I send my quarters to you?

You need help.

 sp*****18:  i can only received money here via Western Union

this is the only means the west africa nigeria can only received money

 me:  Do they accept quarters?

Should I take them out of my sock?

 sp*****18:  i can only get you the western union information where you can send me the money

i don’t know if they will accept quarters

 me:  Oh dear.

I will email you later on today and tell you how much $$ I have.

I must go and shower.

I stink so bad the cats are avoiding me.

 sp*****18:  just to let you know i have closs to 8000$ in my account in the state

 me:  That is a lot of money.

I like money.

I am thinking of how many socks I can buy with $8000.

And cats.

 sp*****18:  So don’t worry about How Much you wanna give to any one i will pay you back when back to the state ok

 me:  That is ok.

I need to count these quarters.

 sp*****18:  please i need 2000$ to get my seelf out of here asap

 me:  I will tell you how much $$ I have, you tell me how I can get it to you.

I must bathe now.

I am very worried.

 sp*****18:  or if you can come up with 1000$ i will refund back this money in double times to you ok

 me:  I will send you every quarter I have in my sock!

You need help!

 sp*****18:  please i just need your help now asap before the time roons out of day

 me:  OK, stay strong. I will tell you my count ASAP.

I am going to shower now. I miss you.

I will e-mail you from the shower.

Goodbye. Stay strong! You are strong!

 sp*****18:  Should i provide you with the Hotel Management information where you can send the money through the Western Union ?

 me:  Yes.

 sp*****18:  Ok

 

Sure enough, within two minutes, the full Western Union account information was e-mailed.

You can see I had a bit of fun with this gentleman (c:

Still not sure how this happened (the owner doesn’t seem to “get” what’s happening), but the lesson to be learned here is to safeguard your email password! Some might say: “Oh, it’s just an e-mail password. I can just sign up for another account.”

Sadly, it can get much worse than that.

This hacker now has all of my wife’s cousin’s contacts’ information, access to every email she’s received & sent, sensitive personal information, passwords to other sites, etc. Plus, they have likely changed the e-mail password so that the true owner cannot even access her own account again.

Oh, and do you use Google Calendar? Yup, they have 100% access. Google Docs? Every document, spreadsheet and presentation there for the taking. Run a web site? Well, think about how you feel about your AdWords and/or AdSense account information. Not to mention Picasa, your BlogSpot blog, etc.

Finally, this information may have been gleaned as a result of a keylogger installed on your computer, similar to the one Philadelphia TV news anchor Larry Mendte used to gain access to Alycia Lane’s e-mail. These programs run unnoticed in the background and capture every key you type, usually sending the information to a remote server overseas.

Your GMail account might only be the first attempt at accessing your personal information. The next? “Watching” you login to, say, eBay or PayPal. Or Amazon, then purchasing something with your credit card. Or, say… your bank.

Here are a few tips to protect yourself:

1. Use strong passwords. Many sites have a “password strength meter” that will tell you if you’re using a password that is tough to crack. Every web site password you use should be at least 6-8 characters (depending), not contain English words, and contain at least 1 number and ideally an special character ( #, $, !, etc.)
   I suggest that if you’re using the name of your pet, or something similar, Go change it now.
2. Never use the “Find your friends via email” feature on social web sites, where they ask you for your full webmail username & password, in an effort to find people you know on the site.
   Despite the disclaimers, there is zero way of knowing who on the other side has access to this information, and for how long. Some site don’t even encrypt the information, meaning that can be intercepted in transmission at any point.
3. Always maintain an up-to-date virus scanner (yes, even on a Mac) and run weekly full scans. If you don’t have one, get one, even a free one.
4. Stop using Internet Explorer. Simply surf with a better, faster, more secure browser like Mozilla Firefox, or Google Chrome, and you’ll inherently reduce your risk of infection.

Well, play it safe, people. I best get back to counting these quarters in my socks. You don’t want to smell hands right about now

There’s a new Windows worm out there, and everyone running any kind of Windows needs to update immediately.

Since this is a worm, and not a virus, it can infect your computer automatically — without you doing a single thing — and then in turn infect every computer on your home or office network. Fun.

So, if you’re reading this on a Windows machine, go to Windows Update right now, grab the latest updates, and reboot.

I literally LOLed at this Campaign Comment from Keith Olbermann.

How can anyone vote for the ticket with this woman on it?

A woman who, while seemingly genial enough, you betcha, has not grasped the fundamental aspects of the job she is running for — a relatively straightforward position at that?  A woman who has a 1 in 4 chance of succeeding to the most powerful leadership position in the world?

Would a manager at McDonald’s hire a teenager would couldn’t wrap their head around the intricacies of the Fry Making Machine?

My friends, it is all a big joke.  A joke.  The GOP has made a mockery of the presidential campaign process.  And Republican voters (like me, only voting for 1 Democrat this year: Mr. Barack Hussein Obama) should be angered and insulted that this is their “best ticket”.

Somewhere, Mitt Romney is smiling and shaking his head…

For the linguists among us, check out Falindromes: “the World’s Largest (Only) Source of Fake Palindromes”.

My contribution:
Stunted nuts

… can be had outside today.  Go on, get off your keister.  Nothing goin’ on here anyways.

Check out Ten Thousand Cents, a Mechanical Turk project.  Each participant was paid a penny to draw one section of a hundred dollar bill.  Ten thousand of these images, at one cent apiece, make up $100 (clever).  U.S. users spent just under 3 minutes, on average, creating their little slice.  That’s less than $0.20/hour for those keeping score at home.

Of course, this is a fun and interesting experiment, but still… How much is your time worth?

Sean-O.com will be on hiatus for the rest of the week as we tend to family concerns.

In the meantime, I’ve (finally) posted the entire Sean-O history of posts — dating back to 2005(!) — for your perusal. Check it out under Archives over there on the right-hand sidebar.

Thanks, see you next week.
–SEAN

Please welcome the newest member to the Blogroll: Life On The Left.  I think the initial list of topics — crafts, food, fun, politics, raw, vegan — are a good indication of what to expect.

The story goes…

We had a going away party yesterday for a lady at our office.
One of the supervisors called the local Wal-Mart and ordered a cake.

They asked: “What do you want written on the cake?”
He told them : “‘Best Wishes Suzanne’… underneath that: ‘We will miss you’”.

And as this picture shows, it didn’t turn out quite right!

Hilarious!

Snopes has more tales of message mangling. You’d think people might stop for, oh say, about 5 seconds to look over their work… or not.

Thanks David

Play Block2Lock, a “slide the block out” puzzle game. It’s designed for play on the iPhone, but works just as well on your PC.

The newest Apple notebook - the MacBook Air.

3 pounds and 3/4″ thin.It’s got all the latest & greatest: Core2Duo processor, LED display, Wireless N, etc. — same as my Dell XPS M1330. But most interesting to see with this is what Apple can make out of the multi-touch trackpad beyond enlarging & reducing photos…