Gets weak towards the end, but I chuckled at:

“But wait, there’s more… I’d like to get a Hash Brown!”

R.I.P. Harry the K. We’ll never forget your call of the Phillies’ last out in the 2008 World Series:

Pay close attention around 2:03. When did this “Tyranny” begin again?

Funny name. Fun game. Civiballs.

Cut the chains to drop the colored balls into their respective containers.

Civiballs

Colbert & his researchers nail it once again:

“The 9-12 Project is not for families directly affected by 9/11… just people building their careers on it.”