Oct
22

Is Sarah Palin Smarter Than a Third Grader?

Posted (seano) in Miscellaneous on October-22-2008

I literally LOLed at this Campaign Comment from Keith Olbermann.

How can anyone vote for the ticket with this woman on it?

A woman who, while seemingly genial enough, you betcha, has not grasped the fundamental aspects of the job she is running for — a relatively straightforward position at that?  A woman who has a 1 in 4 chance of succeeding to the most powerful leadership position in the world?

Would a manager at McDonald’s hire a teenager would couldn’t wrap their head around the intricacies of the Fry Making Machine?

My friends, it is all a big joke.  A joke.  The GOP has made a mockery of the presidential campaign process.  And Republican voters (like me, only voting for 1 Democrat this year: Mr. Barack Hussein Obama) should be angered and insulted that this is their “best ticket”.

Somewhere, Mitt Romney is smiling and shaking his head…



 
Oct
07

Sarah Palin Knows Domestic Terrorism

Posted (seano) in Election, Video on October-7-2008

A Special Comment from Keith Olbermann on Sarah Palin and her ties to “Domestic Terrorism”.



 
Sep
30

Palin Doesn’t Read Newspapers Either

Posted (seano) in Election, Video on September-30-2008

Hoooo boy, the hits just keep comin’:



Now, the problem here — I think — is that this entire Couric debacle is setting the bar for Sarah Palin so low, that any performance at Thursday’s debate that is the least bit watchable, without barnburning gaffes, will exceed expectations. And the resulting skewed perception will be: “Hey, she’s not that bad.” And the blame will return to the asshole Liberal MainStream Media elitists who dare back a Vice Presidential candidate into a corner and grill her on what’s on her coffee table.



 
Sep
29

Tina Fey Parodies Sarah Palin… Using Her Exact Words

Posted (seano) in Election, Funny, Video on September-29-2008

Being away at a conference this week, I didn’t get a chance to see Tina Fey’s latest parody of Sarah Palin.  But, as CNN points out, this imitation provides twice the hilarity, given that the ridiculous, rambling, untrue words… are from Mrs. Palin herself!  This woman is proving to be a complete Post Turtle (illustration).



 
Sep
25

Miss Teen USA: Sarah Palin

Posted (seano) in Election, Funny, Video on September-25-2008

Great connection, great timing. I knew this girl (Miss Teen S.C.) was gold the minute I posted her.



 
Sep
24

It’s Time To Suspend the Campaign

Posted (seano) in Election, Video on September-24-2008

… of both Vice Presidential Candidates, See-n-Say Palin and Foot-in-Mouth Biden!



 
Sep
19

If Sarah Palin Were a Democrat…

Posted (seano) in Election, Funny on September-19-2008

… just imagine the field day (month?) the right-wing media would have.  This is 100% accurate and rings 5x as effective when you imagine the voices of Limbaugh, Hannity & O’Reilly doing the narration.



 
Sep
18

John McCain: Delivering Us From ‘Evil’

Posted (seano) in Election on September-18-2008

Chris Kelly has a funny, brief piece on today’s Huffington Post about John McCain’s vapid, shallow ‘responses’ to substantial issues (and a bit about more Palin lies):

“Evil must be defeated!” – John McCain 8/16/08

“Enough is enough! We’re going to put an end to greed!” – John McCain 9/17/08

America’s choice is clear. Barack Obama, a messianic egomaniac who thinks he’s, like, our savior or something, or John McCain, who will defeat evil and put an end to greed.

John McCain will not only take on special interests and Washington insiders, he’ll fundamentally alter human nature. And without raising taxes, either.

LMAO.



 
Sep
09

McCain is No Maverick

Posted (seano) in Election, Video on September-9-2008



 
Sep
04

Forget What I Said Before. No, Really

Posted (seano) in Election, Funny, Video on September-4-2008

The writers at the Daily Show must have a massive database of video clips and their textual annotations to be able to parse them all to find gems like this.  Watch Karl Rove as he heaps praise upon Sarah Palin for her governing experience in the fine metropolis of Wasilla, Alaska.  This after, oh wait, Karl Rove trashed Virginia governor Tim Kaine for only running the town of Richmond, Virginia.  Other flip-flops are featured in the clip.

Surely all politicians are adept at saying what’s right for the moment, but the Republicans are making history (re-writing it?) doing so in this 2008 Presidential election.



 
Sep
03

Experience Matters! Well, For The Other Guys Anyway

Posted (seano) in Election, Video on September-3-2008

Great clip of CNN’s Campbell Brown trying to get a single straight answer about Sarah Palin‘s executive experience. It quickly becomes obvious that McCain aide Tucker Bounds has no response, and instead resorts to continually regurgitating party talking points.

The Republicans have clearly decimated their own best argument against “lack of experience.”