Jack Cafferty ponders John McCain and his similarities to George W. Bush. His conclusion? That McCain is “intellectually shallow”, citing his often terse and bumbling answers to substantive questions.

“I am sick and tired of the president of the United States embarrassing me.“

Don’t know who has the time to research, collect and arrange these clips, but the end result is hilarious. You’re about to get Barack Rolled.

At least John McCain is brave enough to admit it…
But do we want a President, in the Information Economy Age, who can’t even work a computer?!

Just what did Jesse Jackson say he wanted to do to Barack Obama? His what now?

Baracknophobia (buh RACK nuh fo’ bee yuh) n. The fear that, behind the mild-mannered facade, Barack Obama is intent on enslaving the white race.

LMAO at the “plagiarism” claim!

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In case you missed it last night, here’s another rousing speech (the entire speech, in 3 parts, ~30 minutes) from Barack Obama as he announces his win of the Democratic Nomination in St. Paul, Minnesota.

One of the notable lines:
“What you won’t hear from our campaign is the kind of politics that uses religion as a wedge, and patriotism as a bludgeon”

In the interest of equal time, here is Pat Buchanan’s response to Barack Obama’s speech on race.

The Onion has been a little stale as of late, but they struck gold with this headline:

Black Man Asks Nation for Change

“The time for change is now,” said the black guy, yelling at everyone within earshot for 20 straight minutes, practically begging America for change.

His Onion profile page lists him as “Pro-hopes, also supports dreams” LOL

You’ve probably heard about Barack Obama’s speech on race, delivered in Philadelphia earlier this week. If you have about 1/2 hour — you can watch the entire speech here.

Say what you will about him, but the man is an orator. Kudos for coming out and saying that most whites are the descendants of immigrants, who’ve had to work for everything they’ve got. Also of note is that whites should stop worrying about “losing” jobs to minorities or immigrants, when jobs are being genuinely lost — never to return — to dirt cheap laborers overseas. If he’s sincere, that’s being an American.

Thanks Chris

Bill Maher speaks up for Rationalists, and their role in the election.

“If you believe you’re in a long-term relationship with an all-powerful space daddy who will, after you die, party with your ghost forever…” LOL