Some of them may actually have been recorded in ’04, but came to light this past year. So now, without further adieu (not that there’s been much adieu at all, but… just play along), I present the TOP 5 VIDEOS of the year!
5. Burger King Ball Thief
LOL! I thought this guy was an idiot at first, but upon further reflection… I think it might be worth the misdemeanor charge for being able to tell everyone that you stole a football from Brett Favre during an NFL game!!
4. Florida Taser Chick
This would actually be Number 1 if it were the Top Audio clips… simply hilarious! HANDY TIP: When a cop is pointing at you with a taser asking you to put your cell phone down, your response should not be: “No, I’m callin’ somebody!”
3. Shoo Shoo Retarded Flu
A couple of Howard Stern writers killed with this phony phone call to Whack Packer “Gary the Retard”. Gary will do anything he can to prevent the evil flu from infecting him over the telephone! Great animation.
2. Lazy Sunday
An instant classic. Any skit with white guys rapping about cupcakes, Google Maps and Rachel McAdams is either going to be lame as hell, or hilarious. This one may have you shooting Mr. Pibb through your nose! UPDATE: get your very own Chris & Adam bobbleheads on eBay.
and number one…
1. McDonald’s Strip Search!
Simply the most unbelievable story of the year. It’s impossible to explain, you simply have to watch the video for yourself. How could a woman be so gullible, a girl so defenseless, a guy so creepy… and what was in it for the caller?! Who had done this 70 times before!!
Honorable Mention
If this had a companion video, it would surely claim the top spot. But Pat O’Brien’s (NSFW!) coked up & horny voicemails were still a RIOT! Pat, you are so… f’in… HOT!!

