Sean-O.com » onion http://www.sean-o.com/blog Digital Craftsman & Curator Thu, 26 May 2011 17:30:19 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 First Day of School Jitters http://www.sean-o.com/blog/index.php/2008/08/31/first-day-of-school-jitters/ http://www.sean-o.com/blog/index.php/2008/08/31/first-day-of-school-jitters/#comments Sun, 31 Aug 2008 14:54:04 +0000 seano http://www.sean-o.com/blog/?p=821 The Onion has been on a roll lately. Their latest dose of funny: Pedophile Nervous For First Day Of School.

“And then later that week we could have a sleepover, and we could all watch scary movies, and try out the new camera I just got, and eat pizza until we pass out.”

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“You’ll notice a difference after just one use,” said Michelle Baker, head of new product development. “Whether it’s your newborn’s more hardened appearance, the way he now approaches people with guarded skepticism, or just that look on his face that says, ‘Oh wait, maybe life isn’t all hugs and kisses and rainbows. Maybe I need to get my fucking act together.’”

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Black Man Asks Nation for Change

“The time for change is now,” said the black guy, yelling at everyone within earshot for 20 straight minutes, practically begging America for change.

His Onion profile page lists him as “Pro-hopes, also supports dreams” LOL

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From The Onion:
Ghost Of Barbaro Appears To Teach Nation True Meaning Of Barbaro Day


Let us never forget about… you know, that horse… that won that race… that one time… and then died.

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