Well-produced and well-explained.

No, this was a live person IMing me, asking for $2,000 immediately.

Here is the transcript of the conversation:
Note: the first few lines are my wife really believing this is her cousin 

sp*****18:  hello

u there ?

 me:  yep  - hi

what are you doing up so early?

 sp*****18:  Please I Need Your Uregentely Help Right Now If You Can

Please ?

 me:  for what…

 Sent at 6:57 AM on Thursday

 sp*****18:  I’m in a litle bit hurry for a trip caled Tinapa in a country called Nigeria

 Sent at 6:58 AM on Thursday

 sp*****18:  Be hold getting there i was been rob in a Hotel where i lodge all my Bag and wallet was been stollen by some arm robber here

Now i don’t even have any money here with me to pay with the Hotel bills since i am howing the hotel here

please if you can hnelp me out with a little money justa about 2000$

I promise when back to the state i will pay you back immediately

 Sent at 7:02 AM on Thursday

 sp*****18:  You there ?

 me:  Have you talked to mom about it?

 sp*****18:  Yeah

she raise me just 100$ yesterday

but this money wasen’t anough for me

 me:  That’s not enough

 sp*****18:  still need up to 2000$ to came back to the state

since i have been to the Air Port for my Flight back to the state

 me:  You need to get back.

 sp*****18:  but they told me that i can not come ba ck to the state now since my Valid International Pass Port was been stolen by some robber

also they is no way i can get this robber to find out the passport

 me:  That is worrisome

 sp*****18:  so they said another valid passport will cost me 1200$ my flight will cost 700$ upon which i need to pay with the hotel bills so that i can come back to the state immediately

Please i need you to help me out now if you can ok

I really promise i will pay back when back to the state before on monday

is that ok by you ?

 me:  You need that money

Maybe you can sell some of my paintings?

They are worth a lot of money

Have you tried begging for money at the hotel & airport?

Strangers can be kind.

Oh dear.

 sp*****18:  i don’t no any one here

i can’t Beg here no one will Help out please help me i will pay back asap i get to the state please

 me:  Yes. You can sell my paintings, they are beautiful.

People will pay a lot of money for them

I paint pictures of llamas.

 sp*****18:  Don’t you have any money  with you there ?

I’m not with any paintings here

 me:  I’ve spent most of money of drugs.

Mom has money.

You need to get back quickly.

Especially with the bad things happening out there.

I am so worried.

I am about to cry.

 sp*****18:  I don’t want to put Mom in Much Presure

Please don’t cry

I have been praying for the God Lord to stennty me so that i can find my way out of here ASAP

 me:  I am putting money in an envelope now.

 sp*****18:  How Much did you have with you now ?

 me:  But it is for Santa Claus so he can buy me presents for Christmas.

It’s all in quarters. I’d have to count it.

That will take a while.

Let me eat breakfast quickly and I will count them.

I will let you know how much money I have

You need help.

 sp*****18:  How Much is’t

 Sent at 7:18 AM on Thursday

 sp*****18:  if i got closs to 1000$ from you now i can get my self risk back to the state

 me:  It is in quarters (coins) in a sock

I will have to count how much $ is it

I will let you know in a half hour.

What is your address?

 sp*****18:  you mean the Hotel address ?

 me:  Where can I send my quarters to you?

You need help.

 sp*****18:  i can only received money here via Western Union

this is the only means the west africa nigeria can only received money

 me:  Do they accept quarters?

Should I take them out of my sock?

 sp*****18:  i can only get you the western union information where you can send me the money

i don’t know if they will accept quarters

 me:  Oh dear.

I will email you later on today and tell you how much $$ I have.

I must go and shower.

I stink so bad the cats are avoiding me.

 sp*****18:  just to let you know i have closs to 8000$ in my account in the state

 me:  That is a lot of money.

I like money.

I am thinking of how many socks I can buy with $8000.

And cats.

 sp*****18:  So don’t worry about How Much you wanna give to any one i will pay you back when back to the state ok

 me:  That is ok.

I need to count these quarters.

 sp*****18:  please i need 2000$ to get my seelf out of here asap

 me:  I will tell you how much $$ I have, you tell me how I can get it to you.

I must bathe now.

I am very worried.

 sp*****18:  or if you can come up with 1000$ i will refund back this money in double times to you ok

 me:  I will send you every quarter I have in my sock!

You need help!

 sp*****18:  please i just need your help now asap before the time roons out of day

 me:  OK, stay strong. I will tell you my count ASAP.

I am going to shower now. I miss you.

I will e-mail you from the shower.

Goodbye. Stay strong! You are strong!

 sp*****18:  Should i provide you with the Hotel Management information where you can send the money through the Western Union ?

 me:  Yes.

 sp*****18:  Ok

 

Sure enough, within two minutes, the full Western Union account information was e-mailed.

You can see I had a bit of fun with this gentleman (c:

Still not sure how this happened (the owner doesn’t seem to “get” what’s happening), but the lesson to be learned here is to safeguard your email password! Some might say: “Oh, it’s just an e-mail password. I can just sign up for another account.”

Sadly, it can get much worse than that.

This hacker now has all of my wife’s cousin’s contacts’ information, access to every email she’s received & sent, sensitive personal information, passwords to other sites, etc. Plus, they have likely changed the e-mail password so that the true owner cannot even access her own account again.

Oh, and do you use Google Calendar? Yup, they have 100% access. Google Docs? Every document, spreadsheet and presentation there for the taking. Run a web site? Well, think about how you feel about your AdWords and/or AdSense account information. Not to mention Picasa, your BlogSpot blog, etc.

Finally, this information may have been gleaned as a result of a keylogger installed on your computer, similar to the one Philadelphia TV news anchor Larry Mendte used to gain access to Alycia Lane’s e-mail. These programs run unnoticed in the background and capture every key you type, usually sending the information to a remote server overseas.

Your GMail account might only be the first attempt at accessing your personal information. The next? “Watching” you login to, say, eBay or PayPal. Or Amazon, then purchasing something with your credit card. Or, say… your bank.

Here are a few tips to protect yourself:

1. Use strong passwords. Many sites have a “password strength meter” that will tell you if you’re using a password that is tough to crack. Every web site password you use should be at least 6-8 characters (depending), not contain English words, and contain at least 1 number and ideally an special character ( #, $, !, etc.)
   I suggest that if you’re using the name of your pet, or something similar, Go change it now.
2. Never use the “Find your friends via email” feature on social web sites, where they ask you for your full webmail username & password, in an effort to find people you know on the site.
   Despite the disclaimers, there is zero way of knowing who on the other side has access to this information, and for how long. Some site don’t even encrypt the information, meaning that can be intercepted in transmission at any point.
3. Always maintain an up-to-date virus scanner (yes, even on a Mac) and run weekly full scans. If you don’t have one, get one, even a free one.
4. Stop using Internet Explorer. Simply surf with a better, faster, more secure browser like Mozilla Firefox, or Google Chrome, and you’ll inherently reduce your risk of infection.

Beginning this week, the IRS will begin distributing Economic Stimulus Payments (or “tax rebates”) to 130 million households. If you made more than $3,000 & filed your taxes last year, you’re getting one. Single people can expect $600. Married folk: $1200 + $300 per child. That’s a significant chunk of change.

“So what do I do with this money?”

Well, the #1 thing to remember is embedded in the name: Economic Stimulus. The only reason you are getting this money is to stimulate the U.S. Economy, which, as you might have heard, hasn’t been rolling so hot lately. So, how do you help jump start the economy?

By spending this money!

Eliminate all thoughts in your mind of using this cash to: pay your credit card bills, reduce your student loans, or put it into savings or investments. Erase, erase! Do not be one of the many fools here, who freely admit to using their checks to pay off debt, knowing it will do nothing to help the Economy.

Again,
Saving: bad
Spending: good

OK, got it.
So… what should I spend my Economic Stimulus Payment on?

Well, if you know me, you know naturally I can recommend a number of electronic products… and do. Read on.

The first thing that came to my mind when I saw the amounts of the disbursements:

Flat Screen HDTV
$600 will get you a decent 32″ LCD TV, while families getting $1200, $1500 or more can expect to find a 42″ screen or maybe even a highly-rated Samsung 46″ 1080p set!

For those of you sticking with the old 13-19″ tube in the kitchen (like myself), you’ll probably need to pick up a converter box for the coming switchover to digital broadcasts. Head to DTV2009.org to pick up a $40 off coupon.

Already have an HDTV? Then start taking full advantage of it and watch movies like you’ve never seen them with an LG Blu-Ray / HD DVD combo player.

New Computer
Most people I know are still suffering with a decrepit 4+ year old computer, still deemed “good enough” because it seems to still turn on. Never mind the excruciating waits to do… mmm, just about anything. Well, to me, time is money, and a new computer will help you save more time than you realize every time you use it.

$1299 will net you a very nice Toshiba laptop with 17″ HD widescreen, DVD burner, WiFi, Bluetooth, Vista, etc. For desktops, the specs on this HP Pavilion Elite are hard to beat. Or, your $600 can get you in front of my favorite productivity enhancer: a top-of-the-line Dell 24″ widescreen LCD monitor.

Heck, you could even go to the dark side (ha) and pick up an all-in-one 20″ iMac! ($1200)

Electronic Book Reader
Are you a book hound? Amazon’s new Kindle Wireless Reader lets you store hundreds of books, magazines and newspapers “at your fingertips” (I hate that phrase, but hey I guess it’s appropriate here). At $399, you can pick up a Kindle, extra charger, a case, and still have plenty left over to purchase digital books.

Gaming
The Microsoft XBox 360 Elite or Sony PlayStation 3 consoles can each be had for $450-$550. Upgrade to High-Definition gaming, courtesy of Uncle Sam.

By the by, just a reminder: Do Not Save This Money!!
Right. Now, back to the recommendations…

Digital Camera
Stop taking pictures, start taking photographs. The lowest cost Digital SLR will take better photos than the most expensive digital camera every time. The Nikon D40 is, quite simply, the perfect first D-SLR – available for under $500. For those expecting $1200+, the Nikon D40X (<$1000) is a worthy 10MP upgrade.

Use the balance for needed accessories like a quality case & large high-speed memory card. Or for beautifully-lit indoor shots (see my gallery), a Speedlight flash.

MP3 Player
There is still only one MP3 player to consider, the Cadillac of digital audio — the iPod. For the latest technology, with touchscreen, WiFi browsing & email, pickup a 16GB iPod Touch. If you want a device that can store every song you will ever own, the 160GB(!) iPod Classic is for you.

Appliances
Besides gadgets, here’s a great way to spend free money, add convenience to your life and increase the value of your home! I’m sure everyone reading this could use a new: stainless steel refrigerator, quiet new dishwasher, or convection oven.

Around the house, a good generator is great to have on hand for convenience or emergency. Treat your floors to a brand new Dyson vacuum cleaner. Guys, you know there’s any number of power tools to be upgraded. And ladies, there’s any number of jewelry pieces to be upgraded as well.

No matter what you choose to do with your money, spend it, and spend it wisely. Most importantly, be sure to enjoy it. For example, set aside a few sheckles to hire a babysitter and take the wife/husband out to that Stephen Starr restaurant downtown Friday night. Splurge for Premium next time you’re at the pump (just to see if it makes any difference). Or get the real Crispix cereal, not that dusty bag of “Crispy Hexagons”.

A lot of time went into writing & planning this article. If you’re interested in any of the above products, consider purchasing them via the above links, and help support Sean-O.com. If you’re interested in something similar to what’s been featured here, drop me a line, and I’ll try and help you get what’s best for you.

If you’ve found these recommendations worthwhile,
pass this article along to a friend.

Thanks! And hey, most importantly… when is my money coming?!

It seems like this is a bold stroke to fend off recession, but I think it can only serve to do just that — fend it off. It’s still coming, perhaps towards the end of Q2 ’08, but The Fed is trying to soften the blow.

In the meantime, borrowers rejoice… Refinancing, here I come!

UPDATE: or maybe not…

Of the tips offered, I would emphasize maxing out your Retirement Savings now. As in right now. As in a tomorrow morning trip to HR. The sooner you start saving, the exponential advantage you’ll have in creating your (ideally at least) million dollar nest egg. Don’t think you can just “save a little now and put away more later”, ’cause brother, you’re in for a shock. And if your company offers matching contributions — otherwise known as free G.D. money — say “Yes, please.”

Along similar lines, the Automate Your Finances section says it best: “When you make things automatic, you remove the human element, making it more difficult for you to mess things up.”

If you’re able, keep enough money in your checking account to pay utilities automatically online. Save the hassle, the time and the stamps (money). Also, this helps you to avoid making late payments, which by default will help your credit.

And save automatically as well! Just about every bank now has a web site to help you manage your money. Set up automatic transfers to move $50, $100, or whatever amount you can afford into your Savings Account or (preferably) Money Market account every month. Pay yourself first. Save without thinking. Enjoy the wonders of compound interest.