American Idol Loves Everyone

The night has finally arrived. The evening all American Idol fans have been longing for all season. It’s the night… Idol Gives Crap Back. Yes, folks, get ready to be mildly entertained by the likes of Teri Hatcher and Forest Whitaker. OMG THEY’RE BOTH GOING TO BE ON THE SAME SHOW. Personally, I don’t know […]

Black Man Asks For Change

The Onion has been a little stale as of late, but they struck gold with this headline: Black Man Asks Nation for Change “The time for change is now,” said the black guy, yelling at everyone within earshot for 20 straight minutes, practically begging America for change. His Onion profile page lists him as “Pro-hopes, […]